Matt Colbourne
Age: Old enough to know better but young enough to do it again!
Where have you worked before? Nowhere that is safe to tell you about on here. I’d be in breach of my confidentiality agreement!
Movie: I’m a massive movie fan, especially 80s films! My favourite movie of all time is Stand By Me, I can watch it again and again and again and….
Born: Like a Raleigh bike, quite simply ‘Nottingham, England’!
First job: Chief Operative at the Weetos Factory – it was actually quite demanding work: ‘I’d put them in here, The Weetos would go round and round, Weeto-oh-oh-oh-oh-os, And they’d come out here!’
Best holiday: What’s a holiday?
Favourite sound: The noise when my bank card comes out of the cash machine and goes ‘Beep, beep, beep’ and then gives me money…
Least favourite sound: The noise when my bank card comes out of the cash machine and goes ‘Boop, boop, boop’ and tells me that I have no money…
Partner: Sadly none, I’m a Single Pringle! Free to a good home, that’s me – any takers?
Pets: Couldn’t eat a full one
Kids: God no, I’m way too young for those!
You like: Cuddles from people that I just can’t quite get my arms around – I find it fascinating when I can’t make my fingers touch!
You dislike: People who borrow my DVDs and don’t rewind them when they’ve finished watching them!
As a child what did you want to be when you grew up? A superhero of course – I’ve even still got the tea-towel that I used to tie around my neck as a cape! Well, you never know where and when disaster will strike and my help may be needed…